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we r tired|April 1, 2021

Why Are The Award-Winning Science Teachers Not Department Heads? An Inside Look at the Corruption & Cover Up

Dr. CoyBoi’s Dreams to Not See a Single Student Ever Come True

23 & Me Report finds Dr. CoyBoi Is Closely Related to Humpty Dumpty

Mansplaining, Explained By Male Teachers

Hansy’s Instagram Overtakes Providence’s Follower Count 

Rags to Riches: Markz Continues the Paid-Leave-to-Failed-Candidate-for-US-Representative Pipeline 

Girls’ Sports Teams Get As Much Attention as Boys’ Teams

Post-Gazette Endorses Rudy Guliani for 2024 Presidential Race

What Would it Take for Superintendent Omelette’s Contract to Not Be Renewed? 

2019 Allderdice Fight Video Wins Oscar for Cinematography 

Taylor Swift Grants Exclusive Interview to The Foreword After a Study Found It Had the Largest Proportion of Articles About the Pop Star Out of Every Major News Outlet

Study Finds that Microsoft Teams Face Filters — Not Engaging Instruction — Is the True Secret To Academic Excellence